Posted 19 hours ago

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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Posted 19 hours ago

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

Posted 19 hours ago

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

Posted 19 hours ago

compulsives:

have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk

Posted 19 hours ago

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

(Source: rl-y)

Posted 19 hours ago

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

uunq:

groupinou:

uunq:

CANADIANS: name every american state

Onbama

yes

(Source: mawiler)

Posted 19 hours ago

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

Posted 19 hours ago

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain